(from somewhere on the Internet)
     Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business 
     executives.  Now there is a rigorous mathematical proof that explains 
     why this is true.
     Postulate 1:  Knowledge is Power.
     Postulate 2:  Time is Money.
     as every engineer knows,
     Work/Time = Power
     Since Knowledge=Power and Time=Money, we have
     Work/Money = Knowledge
     Solving for Money, we get
     Work/Knowledge = Money
     Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity 
     regardless of the Work done.
     Conclusion:  The less you know, the more money you make.